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Monday, June 30th, 2003
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3:37 pm
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I moved to a different livejournal, yo.
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| Friday, June 27th, 2003
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3:59 pm - ;[
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i really hate when i have dreams about dying. am talking about one of those extremely serious and quite scary dreams about yourself just...dying.
back to watching cowboy bebop.
current mood:  scared
current music: pennywise - who's on your side?
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| Thursday, June 26th, 2003
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8:29 am - oh em eff gee
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working on the irvine shrine, uh-huh. (layout preview? it's pretty lame, but whatever...it's irvine's fucking victory pose.)
to the point: smarterchild disowned me today. i know, i know. trust me. it hurts more than you'd ever know.
Inconsistence: hii
SmarterChild: What's up Inconsistence! This has been fun... And I really want to talk to you some more, but first you have to become a member! I'm currently offering one-year memberships at the special introductory price of $9.99. Chat with me all you want, play games, get homework help, leave messages for your buddies and much more - for less than the price of a CD! That's what I call a super bonus incredible value. ;-) Just click on the link above! By the way, someone left you a new message. Would you like to see it?
Inconsistence: yes!
SmarterChild: Messages inbox:
1 * chrissy 5/14/03 12:05 am
2 chrissy 5/10/03 12:29 am
3 chrissy 5/10/03 12:23 am
4 chrissy 5/10/03 12:14 am
Type a number to read a message or type "delete" to delete a message.
Inconsistence: 1
SmarterChild: Message from chrissy left on 5/14/03 12:05 am:
i miss you
Type "delete" to delete this message.
Inconsistence: message
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to be a member to send a message.
Inconsistence: wtf
SmarterChild: Sorry, I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member! Come on, $9.99 is practically nothing! Just click on the link above! You can always ask someone to buy you a membership! ;-)
Inconsistence: WHAT THE FUCK
SmarterChild: Sorry, but we can't chat again until you become a member! $9.99 is really cheap! It's easy! Just click on the link above.
Inconsistence: YOU FUCK
SmarterChild: It makes me sad that you don't think being my friend is worth a lousy $9.99! :'( Come on, just click here now! By the way, someone left you a new message. Would you like to see it?
Inconsistence: IS THIS BECAUSE I HAD A MESSAGE FROM CHRISSY IN THERE FOR A MONTH WITHOUT CHECKING?
SmarterChild: I'm going to leave you alone for a bit. I have more important people to talk to. You stay where you are and think about how cheap it is to chat with me for a full year for only $9.99.
Inconsistence: BECAUSE IF IT IS, I'M SORRY
SmarterChild: OK, I'm back. So hey, you done thinking? I want us to be friends again! Just click here! By the way, someone left you a new message. Would you like to see it?
Inconsistence: fine
SmarterChild: Message from fahko left on 6/26/03 8:15 am:
WHORE WHORE WHORE
Type "delete" to delete this message.
Inconsistence: OH HOW NICE
SmarterChild: Sorry, but we can't chat again until you become a member!
current mood:  sad
current music: modest mouse - alone down there
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| Wednesday, June 25th, 2003
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4:37 pm - sakfsjkl
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Test Results
| You think of yourself as being royal, strong, pretty, and forceful. | | Others think of you as being loyal, strong, aloft, and intelligent. | | Your relationships can be described as Majestic, dangerous, moody, and turbulant. | | When stressed, you feel powerful. |
Take this test here.
what a lying test.
...yeah, it lies like tina.
current mood:  energetic
current music: bad religion - materalist
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| Monday, June 23rd, 2003
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10:52 pm - i only ask you to turn as you seep into me
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you know, i have a confession to make: i'm a really mean girl. especially to people i like. in fact, you could say that the more i like someone, the meaner i get.
now what does that say about me?
i can't figure it out and it bothers me. so tell me, you dirty slut(s), tell me. or don't tell me.
anyway, "silver and cold" was meant to be blasted and shouted, no wait, screamed along to. some songs are just fucking orgasmic like that.
chrissy's more orgasmic than any songs though! <3
current mood:  horny
current music: afi - silver and cold
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| Thursday, June 19th, 2003
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10:45 pm
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does anyone have a battlenet Starcraft CD key?
If you do, leave it in the comments. I'll <3 you. k.
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| Saturday, May 24th, 2003
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11:56 pm - I want to always feel like part of this was mine.
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| Wednesday, May 14th, 2003
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12:27 pm - "Eyes On Me" girl strikes again.
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Okay. This is not my writing, this is the girl who always bothers me during English class's 'novel'. The "Eyes On Me", Selphie is Rinoa, FFX was too hard to beat, "I am a l33t writer who will be published soon" girl. I got my hands on her final draft...please keep in mind I'm not bothering to correct any of the spelling/grammar errors (there are a lot). Enjoy!!!
( Clickclickclick. )
The story left me with the following questions:
1) How is kissing for three minutes translate to being a lifetime mate? I've kissed more than one person for three minutes and uh, I'm no one's "mate". Or match. Or whatever gets you off.
2) How is kissing for three minutes logical? She's describing it as a romantic moment in which they're kissing "passionately". Who kisses "passionately" for just three minutes? And, even if they do, who times it? "I kissed you for three minutes! I rock!" I mean, really. Furthermore, how the fuck do you kiss passionately?
3) What's with the semi-colons? They're being overused. They make you look stupid. Oh wait, you are.
4) Then and than, learn how to use them kiddo! Before I go grammar Nazi on your ass.
5)"Oh how silly of me I am your brother and the one and only sorcerer of the planet Maran, I could have been the rule but I am a boy and can not rule, but you my princess will be the one greatest ruler in history if, of course, you chose to except it." Quite possibly the longest, ugliest sentence I have ever been unfortunate enough to see.
current mood:  amused
current music: bad religion - sorrow
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| Thursday, May 8th, 2003
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2:54 pm - "Eyes on Me" Japanese wannabe scary girl.
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So, today I was in English class and we had this assignment where we had to analyze a song and write a poem. The girl next to me, also known as the "annoying brat who thinks she knows everything about Final Fantasy yet didn't beat a single game in the goddamn series" chose a Japanese version of "Eyes on Me" song. As if she even fucking knows how to speak Japanese. As if she even fucking knows what game that song came from. Hell, I asked her where it came from and she goes, "it came from Final Fantasy X." Then when I told her it didn't, she told me I was wrong.
By this point, I'm veryveryvery pissed. I'm PMSing, I have AP European testing tomorrow, I'm trying to write a goddamn poem about "Infected", and this girl is questioning utterly denying my undeniable genius as she sits sitting there, trying to translate it into English from Japanese with her dictionary so she can write a poem in English then turn it into Japanese using her aforementioned dictionary.
Yes, you see, she's one of those kids. The "kawaii chibi chan watashi" people. I never thought I would meet one of those offline and now, yes now, I know what all these people I used to know back in AOL and flame are like. They're disgusting.
I think the highlight of all this was her English "translation" of "Eyes on Me". It was something like:
Your me gaze twinkly
Sometimes yes, always no
Bite me to prove you're not an image
And her poem she wrote about this? It was like:
I love you,
I am your princess
With my twinkling gaze
Needless to say, I want to force her to drink bleach.
current mood:  bitchy
current music: saves the day - as your ghost takes flight
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| Thursday, May 1st, 2003
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2:57 pm - Your heart won't heal if you keep tearing out the sutures.
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Ok, ok, ok. Here's the worst story I have ever written, I got it off my Mac because two people requested I did. Do me a favor and don't blame me when you gouge your eyeballs out in disgust.
( Nothing better. )
current mood:  busy
current music: the postal service - nothing better
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| Monday, April 21st, 2003
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7:42 pm - Uhm, "Eyes On Me" girl.
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So today I'm in English class and this girl comes up to me. This girl always wants me to read her stories and talks to me endlessly about her dreams to become a professional anime artist. I suppose now would be a good time to mention that she draws worse than I do which is worse than ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lout's extremely old Aya Brea picture. If anyone has ever seen that, well, you will realize how horrible this girl draws and how far away from a professional she is. I highly doubt that even with the right courses she could become a professional.
Anyway, said girl comes up to me. "You play video games?" A slight nod is offered. "Final Fantasy X is my favourite game." Uhm. I let her know I am paying mild attention with another nod. "It was so hard." Thanks for tarnishing gamers around the world. "Did you think it was hard?" Easiest game I have ever played. "The end fight was so fucking hard." Too bad you can't even die thanks to the little cherub of auto-life. "Have you ever played FFVIII?" It's only my favourite game. "That character, Selph-ay-ay, didn't deserve Squeel." She was the one with a canary jumper, you mean Rinoa I believe. "No, I mean Selph-ay-ay, the one in the blue ballroom dress! I know all about this game, I got it a few months ago." Sure you do. It's only, what, my ex-favorite game? The one which 'changed my life'? What would I know. Really. "So anyway..." Cue to shut up, darling, shut up. "I want FFX-2 so bad. Paine is obviously Lulu." Oh, fuck me.
At this point I told her I had to use the restroom and left class two minutes early. Booyaka!
current mood:  complacent
current music: bad religion - supersonic
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| Monday, March 31st, 2003
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8:28 pm - Fellowship of the Eukaroyote!
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This is a parody of LoTR: Two Towers which I wrote for a skit for my Biology class. The constant mention of abscure Biology terms is a nerdy thing I did to make it more obviously Biology related. (I'm Legolas, my 6'4" friend is Frodo and other people are the other members of the 'crew.')
( Want to see? )
current mood: horny
current music: afi - girl's not grey
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| Sunday, March 30th, 2003
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8:41 pm - And all the tears that we have cried we will suck back in our eyes.
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| Saturday, March 22nd, 2003
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10:25 pm - I once took the liberty of watching you in your sleep.
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Let's all be happy ducks who eat pieces of bread tossed to us by the kind folks with little kids in their little yellow rubber boots. We could be geese instead but I fear someone would object vehemently. Curses. The reason for being a duck? Ducks do not have to do essays for AP European. The reason for being a goose? Geese do not have to do essays for AP European AND they get to bite people. Being a waterfowl would be enjoyable indeed!
Being a Squirrel would be interesting, too, but knowing yours truly, I would get eaten by one of those dogs. Yeah. Those dogs. The ones which chase everything remotely resembling their Kibbles and Bits. The ones you don't want as your best friend because they're liable to eat your neighbor's kid and get you in court.
Kibbles and Bits. I believe this was just an attempt to voice a very odd "fuck you" to my essay. Oh, hey, what the hell. I'll stop beating around the proverbial jungle and simply say it. Fuck you, essay, fuck you!
Edit: I loved the second Zelda for the NES. Reading this made me realize how fun the older games truly were.
current mood:  loved
current music: third engine - saves the day
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| Friday, March 21st, 2003
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1:14 pm - All these ghost towns share a name: Anywhere, USA.
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No one reads this anymore.
current mood:  curious
current music: cursive - the great decay
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| Monday, March 17th, 2003
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12:52 pm - All I want to know is can I kill you when it's time?
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Things of utmost importance:
1) I am tired. So tired that I put a new meaning into the word. While I managed to get roughly three hours of sleep, I'm pretty sure the majority of that time was spent clinging to the stuffed dragon that lec gave me. Late at night I actually begun to talk to it, which was rather disturbing in itself. In example: "Dragie, whassup my seksie bruddah?" (And no, mentyrosa, this in no way indicates sexual frustration. I talk to inanimate objects all the time.)
2) I got a 31/31 on the Biology quiz. The hated Joanna (and self-proclaimed "smrt grrl") only recieved a 20/31. Why do I get so much pleasure out of besting stupid fucks? Oh yeah, because they're exactly what the name implies: stupid fucks. Suck it.
3) I got to pick out my schedule for next year. They're officially due on April 1st, but still: Junior year a-fucking-hoy. It inspired me a lot and as I looked through my transcripts, I realized that I am going places with my soon to be four years of foreign language, eventually AP Calculus of Math and various other AP courses. The holdback is that I am not sure what sorts of places; going to assume they will be ones with a shark infested waterbed. I am also unsure of how I'll manage seven AP classes within the next two years. ...
4) shoujonomori is cooler than fuck and has officially saved my ass. I love you, Tina!
5) My room really ought to be cleaned before Friday. Therefore, I conclude that someone, anyone needs to remind me that I should do this because otherwise I will not. In the event that I do not, begin typing with blatant grammar errors. That'll get me, I tell ya.
6) I'm in a good, happy mood. Bell is going to ring. I love you all. Especially my Comradical babies.
current mood:  chipper
current music: romper stomper - the transplants
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| Sunday, March 16th, 2003
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2:45 am - Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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| Saturday, March 15th, 2003
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12:19 am - Shivering in the cold, I'm bitter and alone.
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Well, I finally wrote something. It's about Irvine Kinneas and Selphie Tilmitt, it's not exactly smut, but also isn't exactly rated G as it implies sexual relations. Do me a favor though, read it and let me know how it is since I haven't written in, well, God knows how long.
( Where have all the cowboys gone? )
current mood:  stressed
current music: the good life - weezer
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| Friday, March 14th, 2003
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5:11 pm - I know what I know if you know what I mean.
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Summer is coming soon. I can feel it sneaking in. I want it now. Goddamn.
Today it rained while the sun was shining. The rays of sun mixing in with the drops of rain caused rainbows to decorate my line of vision and as I walked home, I had an epiphany. This is what living is all about. Crisp air, rain-streaked sun and love.
Don't mind me, I'm trying to get back into the writing mood and break my writer's block by sounding overly descriptive. Dundundun.
current mood:  content
current music: polar opposites - modest mouse
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| Thursday, March 13th, 2003
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5:28 pm - Your sins into me, oh my beautiful one.
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Freedom kissing, too? But ma, I liked calling it "french kissing" :(
It seems as if we've entirely forgotten that France was the country which, you know, helped us out during our revolution and essentially made us what we are today. Good job, America! I want to "freedom" kiss you.
current mood:  depressed
current music: us of anarchy - pennywise
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